A worker at a hardware store saw a customer looking to find something.
He approached her and asked, "May I help you"?
She answered, "I want to see your vises".
The worker blushed and said, "We really don't know each other."
"What does that have to do with anything"? she asked.
"My vices are private to only me and a few select people", he quickly responded.
Then he asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you"?
She abruptly said, "Yes, I want to speak to your manager".
The worker summoned the manager and the customer explained the vise dilemma.
The manager asked the worker, "What is your problem with showing vises"?
"It's embarrassing", said the worker.
"What"! exclaimed the manager and customer.
Then asking, "Why are you taking us to the gum ball machine"?
"To show you my vice. I know how to get two gum balls out of the machine
instead of one." the worker confessed.
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